Good Evenen, this is De Bra cross your Heart!!!! Don't steel mine get your own. OooooohA! Oh for Fark sake Miss

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Kerfoops, SHAT!!!! has done it again. That's right, stop playing with my second hand "Chicky Filly"!!!! NO NO NO NO! Stop it, at once! Now what you dad.. You shoved that Bluddy "Chicky Filly" down my automatic Slippery Dip Corsey. For Fark Sakey!!!!

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